逍遥落霞
发表于 2006-5-17 22:27
<P>一、<STRONG><FONT face=楷体_GB2312>茶瘾……</FONT></STRONG></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>一个老茶客，一次外出两天回来，家人告诉他，猪病了，每天叫唤讨食，但一闻猪菜就跑开，请了兽医看不出什么病，打了几针还不见转，这位邻居又请来兽医，两人冲了一泡工夫茶后，就到猪牢察看。他象平时一样，把茶船里的茶水和茶粕顺手拿出倾倒到猪槽里，不想猪一闻，便过来，大口猛吃猪食。这邻居猛然悟到，此次外出，家中无人倒茶水给它，所以厌食而绝食。这饮茶成瘾的猪，玩得高明的兽医也束手无策。</STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">二、<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>茶醉</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>一个偷摘茶叶被抓，说他因嗜于饮茶才偷，那大队之人听罢，并不打他，而是起火冲茶，一泡又一泡地令他喝下，声言不就打，那人明白是怎么一回事，苦苦哀求说愿意挨打也不敢再喝了。可见老茶客对茶醉也谈之色变。</STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">三、<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>茶癣</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>有茶癖者除本身喜欢善饮外，往往有好茶，便提壶相呼，品饮之后，听听人们的品语赞言，洋洋而得其乐。</STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><STRONG> 有一则“外甥借钱”的故事，颇具玩味，说的是：有一人家贫，想向母舅借钱，至舅家，他母舅冲茶请他，见他喝了两杯，他母舅问：“怎么样<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>”“急于赶路，到这里喉干口渴，正好。”他实实在在地答道，他母舅闻言，立即把茶具收拢，他见不再冲了，也就将要来借钱之意对母舅说，谁知母舅立即变脸说：“无钱<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>”以后尽管他怎么说，母舅都紧绷着脸，一言不发，他讨个没趣，只好告辞。</STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><STRONG> 他不明白平时也算疼爱他的母舅为何一反常态，一路上怏怏不乐，来到渡头，他猛然想起什么，掉转头，赶到母舅家，一进门，就急急地问：“舅刚才你的茶粕倒掉了没有<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>”“什么事<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>”他舅还是没好气，“你那茶真是太好了，我只喝了两杯，到渡头喉咙还又甘又香，想回来再喝两杯。”<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>“你这小子，刚才如果这样说，早带着钱。回到了家！”他母舅笑了，拿出他想借的钱，重新放在茶几上。</STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US>??<BR></SPAN> 你道为何<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>原来他一路寻思，至渡口见有人在喝茶叫好，想起舅父的茶癖，触动心窍，就赶回去，如此这般，果然奏效。</STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
caomou
发表于 2006-5-17 22:43
呵呵呵呵呵
酸滋
发表于 2006-5-17 22:48
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老马
发表于 2006-5-17 23:10
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酸滋
发表于 2006-5-17 23:18
<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>： <HR>原文由 <B>老马</B> 发表于 <I>2006-5-17 23:10:51</I> :<BR>http://img.igogo8.com/igoogle8/showimg/0/0/%E9%85%B8%E5%85%84%E5%BA%94%E7%94%A8%E7%9A%84%E7%9C%9F%E4%B8%8D%E9%94%99.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><IMG src="http://bbs.puerh.cn/attachments/bbsxp/2006-5/2006517231854.gif">
酸滋
发表于 2006-5-17 23:25
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小随
发表于 2006-5-17 23:31
这些字蛮漂亮的<IMG src="http://bbs.puerh.cn/attachments/bbsxp/Emotions/5.gif">
茶树菇
发表于 2006-5-17 23:40
<P>呵呵，有意思</P>
老树新芽
发表于 2006-5-18 00:06
<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>：<HR>原文由 <B>酸滋</B> 发表于 <I>2006-5-17 22:48:34</I> :<BR><IMG src="http://bbs.puerh.cn/attachments/bbsxp/2006-5/2006517224831.gif"> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>这些都是好茶的“卫士”，危害茶树的虫的天敌啊！！</P><P> </P>
tank88
发表于 2006-5-18 01:50
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